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10 Things No Skateboarder Ever Says

There are some things that are so rare in a community you almost never hear them. The skateboarding community is no exception. We have have complied a list of 20 interesting things you have probably never heard while out at the skate park.  

1. "Don't you just love sharing the park with scooter kids."

Reason: We actually fully support scooting, It's an action sport just like skateboarding. The same can't be said for everyone though. 

2. "I'm totally not okay after that fall."

Reason: No one wants to be the skater thats not macho enough to take a fall. Everyone says their okay. 

3. "I skate so well in front of girls."

reason: Well..

4. "I suck at S.K.A.T.E"

Reason: Never heard this one yet. Even if it's true no one will admit it. 

5. "I don't want a skateboard sponsor."

Reason: Every skaters dream is to be sponsored. You will probably never hear any skater ever say this.

6. "I only skate freestyle." 

Reason: We have nothing against guys who love to skate freestyle, but you are not gonna hear this very often. 

7. "This isn't my last try."

Reason: We all know that one skater that said last try...5 hours ago.

8. "no, I think I have enough clips."

Reason: Skaters just love getting new clips. 

9." It's my fault I didn't land that."

Reason: No skater seems to take responsibility for missed tricks. They will blame their board, the spot, the sun etc. 

10. "I just love dirty grip."

Reason: Yeah, I'm pretty sure ever skater hates dirty grip.

Thanks for reading. If you have anything you think should be added to the list let us know in the comments section below. 




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